Woman use boobs to suffocate lover

Busty Claire Smedley is terrified her whopping 40MMM boobs could turn into lethal weapons.

One boyfriend nearly died when she smothered him with then during sex. And she fears the same thing could happen again.

Especially as her humungous hooters - which she claims are Britain's biggest - have grown even more and now weigh an incredible 2.5 STONE each.

Mum-of-three Claire, 30, says the last frightening incident ended her relationship with boyfriend Mark. She said: He became too scared to have sex with me. I don't want that to happen again."

Now back with former husband Chris Willgoose, also 30, she's always wary of suffocating him during their lovemaking. Particularly as lusty Claire demands sex up to five times a day.

She said: "Chris loves being smothered by my boobs, but I'm always on my guard after what happened last time.

"Once he's had enough he'll tap my leg and I'll get off. It's nice to know he appreciates them, but I won't let things go too far.

Claire, who lives with Chris in Derby, blames high oestrogen levels for her strong sex drive -and her big boobs. She said: "I read on the internet that high oestrogen levels can make your breasts grow, so I'm guessing that's what's causing it.

"I've been to the doctor but they didn't know what was wrong. It's got to the point now where I'm terrified they won't stop growing."

Claire found she was going to be bigger than other girls when she was 11. She went for her first bra fitting and discovered she was a C cup.

She said: "Mum and dad joked that I went to bed - and came downstairs the next morning with massive knockers.

"At the time I was so embarrassed. Girls used to unclip my bra strap during school assembly, while boys stared at my boobs as though they were from outer space.

"I used to sleep on my front hoping they wouldn't grow anymore."

When Claire turned 12, she'd shot up to a DD cup. She said: "Everyone always thought I was older than I was. Sometimes the bus driver wouldn't let me on with a child fare - it was so humiliating."

And by the time Claire turned 18, her boobs had grown to a J cup, swamping her tiny size 6 frame.

She said: "I looked ridiculous, though I always received appreciative stares from men.

"I didn't know what I'd do if they kept on growing. I considered a breast reduction, but the thought of a surgeon hacking away at my breasts terrified me."

But just as terrifying was the incident three years ago when she suffocated ex-boyfriend Mark with her then 40LL breasts - which weighed more than a stone each.

She said: "Usually, he loved being smothered by them, and on this occasion, he started flailing around wildly. But I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going. A few minutes later, I noticed he'd stopped moving."

By then Mark, 27, was still and seemed not to be breathing.

Claire said: "I was panicking and was just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He appeared dazed and confused but then he sat up and coughed. I was so relieved."

But after Mark's frightening brush with death, the couple's sex life flagged and they split up three months later. Then Claire managed to rekindle her relationship with Chris. The couple -who married when Claire was 21 but later parted - have three children, Shelby, three, Kai, six, and Jasmine, nine. And Claire is now using her bumper bazookas to earn some money with a modelling career.

She has bared them in ten topless photoshoots at £150 a pop for websites, and now hopes to conquer Europe with her giant assets.

She said: "I've got a lot of fans in Germany, so it would be great to go over there and tap the market."

But Claire reveals that having big breasts is not easy.

She said: "I get backache all the time. And doing simple things, like tying my shoelaces or running after the kids, is impossible.

"Shops never stock my bra size, so the only option is to get one tailor made, but that costs £200.

"And while some women might like the attention from men, not all of it's flattering.

"In fact, most of it's rather unimaginative - 'get em out', 'look at the size of em' and so on. But when someone tries to pull your dress down in a bar, it's not funny.

"Sometimes, when the straps on my top have snapped under their weight, I've come home holding my clothes up and desperate for a breast reduction."

Claire has not ruled that out. But, as she weighs 20 stone, doctors want her to lose eight stone before any operation.

She said: "Sometimes I do think I would like a reduction. Even so, I don't know how I'd feel having smaller breasts. I don't know if I'd be the same person and it would most certainly end my modelling career."

Meanwhile Chris will go along with whatever Claire decides. He said: "Obviously I love Claire's breasts - I've had a lot of fun with them.

"But I'll support whatever decision she makes as I just want her to be comfortable. It's her body at the end of the day."

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Three sisters take turns to rape a 22 year old man

KENYA: Three sisters of the same parents are currently before a sharia court in Gusau, Zamfara State, for allegedly molesting a 22-year-old man in the town during Ramadan.

The three ladies are currently before the Higher Sharia Court, New Market, accused of molest and assault of the man, Abdulrahman Suleiman, two months ago while the man was on duty at the state Ministry of Women Affairs.

The suspects, whose ages were between 19 and 23 years, were Yahanatu Ibrahim, Wasila Hassan and Rukkaya Hassan. The prosecutor informed the court that they were all residing in the Government Reserved Area (GRA) of Gusau metropolis. When the case came up on Thursday, the judge adjourned it till November 13 to allow more witnesses to testify.

The case had been on since August. During the first court appearance, the prosecutor, Hashim Ibrahim, had told the court that the plaintiff, who is a member of the Boys Scout, was posted to the ministry as one of the security men. He also said that the three defendants went to the man on that fateful day in the morning before the commencement of the daily Ramadan preaching session which was usually held in the ministry and demanded he should take them to an office.

However on getting to the said office, the prosecutor said the ladies forcefully pushed him inside the office and removed his trousers and one of the accused ladies had oral sex with him. Thereafter, the court was told that the two other accused persons later had sex with him.

When the judge, Alkali Sanusi Muhammad Magami, asked the accused persons about the incident, they all pleaded not guilty.

The judge then adjourned the case to August 27, while the suspects were granted bail. When the case came up on August 27, an interesting dimension was brought into the matter when a witness, Muawiyya Salisu, told the court that the ladies only held his manhood and this made the young man to faint. Salisu disclosed that the ladies came to the Ramadan lecture hall playing music on their handsets and the man asked them to switch-off their phones which they refused.
He said about 20 witnesses were expected to appear and testify in the court.

The judge, for the second time, adjourned the case to September 10. He also granted bail to the accused persons without conditions.

Under the strict Islamic law (sharia) being observed in the state, if the ladies unmarried were found guilty of molest, the penalty would be 80 strokes of the cane plus one year jail term for each of them. However, if the ladies were found to have assaulted the man, they could be fined and sentenced to not less than six months imprisonment.

However, the mother of the ladies, Hajia Salame Hassan (60), who expressed sadness about the incident, told the Saturday Tribune that she had never envisaged that at her age, she would not find comfort. "Comfort had eluded me. Everyday, I raise my hands up praying to God to bring peace to me and members of the household."

Hajia Salame insisted that her daughters were innocent. According to her "some people who witnessed the incident told me that my daughters were victimised."

She told the Saturday Tribune that one of the ladies had a suitor and because of the noise made over the incident, the man had decided to stop the relationship.

She disclosed that her neighbours were even making jest of her family, adding that "sometimes, I spent the whole day inside my room because of the shame of facing my neighbours. I have trained them well. They are all always indoors. I don't allow them to mix freely with those I feel are of unquestionable character."

Findings by the Saturday Tribune revealed that two of the accused, Yahannatu Hassan and Wasila Hassan, are students of the state School of Nursing, while Ruqquya is a student in one of the secondary schools in the state capital.

According to the mother, she would not give up until she sees her children all graduating from their respective schools. She told the Saturday Tribune that her only wish now is to see the end of this case in favour of the ladies.

Dad gets poisonous snake to kill 3 daughters

An Egyptian man killed his three young daughters aged 7, 5 and 3 by letting a poisonous snake bite them.

According to 'Al Youm Al Sabea'a' newspaper, the three kids were found dead in their bed in Bani Mazar town of Al Minya governorate of upper Egypt.

Forensic reports confirm the kids died due to snake poison.

The man allegedly bought two cobras and let them bite the children while they were asleep so as not to be caught. He was divorced from their mother because he doubted her. He alleged that the chidlren's mother was in a relationship before marrying him and, therefore, denied that he fathered the kids.

But she insisted he support the three daughters. However, when his second wife gave birth to a boy, he decided to do away with the children, he confessed to police under arrest.

Leaked married Minister's porn video now on black market, selling like hot chips

The six-minute-long leaked sex video which allegedly features former Zambia's Commerce Minister Felix Mutati and an unidentified woman in a hotel room has been compiled on Compact Discs (CDs) by unscrupulous Lusaka business men is being offered for sale.

A check by The Supreme Times in the Lusaka Central Business District in Zambia especially among vendors dealing in pirated music compact discs found that the video footage which has been compiled on the same disc as the pornographic footage which features Iris Kaingu was being sold between K10,000 and K15,000.

Unlike other sex vidoes which have covers, the CDs which are allegedly containing Mutati's sex escapades are coverless and are simply folded in plain papers. The 6-minute long footage starts with the inscription: "Let Felix Mutati show you how to do it."

Although the video claims that it is Mutati who features in it, it is difficult to prove as the picture is of very poor quality. The male character is then seen coming from what looks like a bathroom and charging at his partner who is lying in bed. The two then kiss passionately for about a minute before covering themselves completely with a bedspread. From then on, neither of the two resurfaces from the bedspread although they can be seen bonking each other.

At the end of the clip, the Lunte Parliamentarian's name appears again but the name of his partner never shows up. But one of the vendors selling the video clip observed that the footage may be fake and aimed at denting the image of Mutati.

"I deal in a lot of pornographic stuff. I am the one who supplied the entire Lusaka with that video clip about Iris and her boyfriend. If you watched that one, you will agree with me that even the faces are clear. Nothing like mistaken identity. But with this one, it's a different story. The guy in the video very much looks like Mr Mutati but the picture is not clear so you can't confirm. Maybe it's the work of his enemies," said the vendor who identified himself only as Joze.

But investigations by The Supreme Times reveal that the footage has been circulating among some Zambians for some time now. The video footage in question is said to have been shot in mid 2011and its major source appears to be a foreign website www.loudtronix.me which has since deleted the file from its site.

Late last year, there were rumours circulating on the social Internet media that there was a sex video featuring Mutati and a named ex-cabinet minister at a lodge in Kasama. The sex
video that is being sold on the streets is believed to be the obscene material that was being referred to. But on November 29, 2011, Mutati in an interview with The Post rubbished the rumour saying it was "bulls**t".

Mutati who is married to Grace, a medical doctor said at no time during campaigns had he lodged in Kasama with any of the former cabinet ministers.
"That is bulls**t, it is just political machinations," Mutati said.

At almost the same time, Mutati's name came up in the divorce proceedings of Lusaka businessman Mark Steven Vander Vort and wife Agness Katwishi Bwalya. But Mutati denied the allagations saying Agness was his business partner and never had an intimate relationship with her.

"That is just absurd but I can assure you I will emerge victorious," Mutati said.

In the divorce petition, Mutati was allegedly having a love affair with Vort's wife, Agness, hence his decision to divorce her. But the High Court said that paragraph 9E of the divorce petition filed by Vort, which implicates Mutati, was erroneously included in the petition and ordered that it should be deleted. The court also ordered that the marriage be dissolved by consent.

NOISE POLLUTION: Couple arrested for being too loud in bed

It is illegal to be too loud in bed in Australia.

An Australian couple was sentenced to a fine after their wild lovemaking has been seen as disturbing their neighbors.

Jessica Angel and Colin Mackenzie are being fined $4,000 for breaking the 1993Law of Environmental Protection, according to local newspaper reports.

Under the law in South Australia, the noise is classified as a form of pollution and that includes vibration.

Police have visited the apartment of the couple twenty times in the past. MacKenzie, 45, accused his girlfriend for making the noise.

"Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week," he said.

"That's more or less why I'm asleep at six o'clock. I'm probably going to die of a heart attack. It almost killed me as it is."

An emergency environment protection order was served on the pair, ordering them to cease all noise in 72 hours.

But the couple was reported to have ignored that order and the police were called again on Tuesday morning when they were arrested and charged.

The couple is reportedly the first in South Australia to be accused of violating environmental laws.

Rihanna's sex tape finally leaks? (see photo extract)

There's a rumor spreading like crazy, that a Rihanna Sex Tape was leaked by a group named L3aKwArE !

We've been reading the Rihanna sex tape rumors for months, and it looks like the reported tape may exist after all!

The video is supposed to have a length of about 15 minutes and is showing Rihanna having sex with an unknown man.

Is it real? The group claims it is authentic and they are in the final phase of putting it online. Once we have the link, we will let you know

Man sets snoring wife’s pants on fire

US: A 60-year-old man is being charged in state court for setting his wife’s pants on fire following an argument they had about her snoring.

Court records show Bryce Ray Whitaker is being charged with aggravated arson. Authorities say that on March 24 Whitaker lit a pair of his wife’s pants on fire in their Salt Lake City house.

He told officers that he and his wife had been arguing about her snoring and other stuff. That spurred him to grab a pair of pants she wasn’t wearing and light them on fire using a candle he had lit at the stove.

Firefighters arrived after getting reports of a suspicious fire at the house. Court documents
show Whitaker woke up his wife, who was sleeping in the basement, when the fire got out of control.

Woman (53) thoroughly beats up hubby (47) for marrying another woman

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